The seller discloses the following known conditions:
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Subject has been known to explain real estate technology with excessive enthusiasm
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Greek heritage may result in unsolicited opinions on food quality
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Previous corporate acquisition may have inflated ego (within normal parameters)
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Occasional podcast appearances — neighbors have not complained
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Subject claims to be "disrupting real estate" — independent verification pending
No known structural defects
Has NOT been tested for: ability to stop talking about startups